Celebrity Rants

Cameron Diaz rant

2006-10-24T06:34:00.000-07:00

What really bothers me is that she would even begin to think that she could ever love Justin. How pathetic is that?

I just pay on it, because that's what you do.

Finally, for awhile now I have considered writing a cop-out entry where I just copy and paste three drunken emails that my friends Gopi, Julie, and I co-wrote when they visited a few months ago.

Xfactor rules

2006-10-01T14:05:00.000-07:00

He was sitting, typical man, feet kicked up, drinking a beer, and chewing on sunflowers. I couldnt have been happier, as we sat on opposite sides of the subway platform, drinking our Greek coffee, flirting with each other with our eyes, and smiling like two teenagers. He was going in the opposite direction, to Ditmars.

And with the ignition started. The pain started on my upper arm, and went up to my neck. And if the lights are all out, i'll follow your bus downtown, see who's hangin' out. I'll write what time school ends and all, ok?

Backstreet boys are my favorite band

2006-09-29T13:17:00.000-07:00

How would it be if you were standing in my shoes? It's so odd how AIDS has and hasn't been a part of my daily life.

I do have some immediate confusion: if he's sick enough to be living at Heath House, how come he gets drunk at Fathom? They make it harder to know what sort of man he is. But, it was enough to get started. It wasn't a drunk kind of pass out, but it was still weird. See Liz, we still care. Instead we got twisted weirdy crushes, where the favorite thing to do was torment him. Favorite thing to drink? What is your favorite Band?

Copyright laws... yeah right lol

2006-09-28T16:05:00.000-07:00

Maybe I was meant to live this way, or could it be Im just lonely. Click here to read how this page is protected by copyright laws. I figure since I am done posting here, that there's no need to leave them up. There isn't a fuckin' suitcase in this house and I have to get one for my trip to Houston. As they laid there and the movie came to an end, they began to talk about random things. This is, I can't talk to people, they won't understand, I don't even understand. All other IB families are trying to keep there kid in IB.. trying to encourage their kid to do good.. mine is trying to make me quit. Those things are always hammered because people are stupid and leave them where they get run over and stuff. That or they threw their unique sound in a dustbin in Manchester for some hobo to eat. The Bible - They could have scrapped the rules and the other crap and boiled it down to: Love everyone, feel bad when you hurt them! Or would you just let him have his space and share the Lonely Hill comfortably as I think you want him to do for you?

Miaow

2006-09-21T09:42:00.000-07:00

Little alcoves have been built where you can sit and listen to the sounds..... and the sound can be quite amazing, depending on the waves. If it wasn't for the fact that she was across the table and kept moving back I woulda slapped her. Cathy's journal: I just had to say that one of the little boys, John, really wanted to do my center and so he got up on the table, and kept going. What the fuck did I do that was so wrong? I hole the minority opinion that he is to be an object of pity, the product of a terrible upbringing and environment having molded a boy into a man who has profound difficulty in the world.

Considering the experience of anyone who has encountered him; I do not blame them. The princess also has said that family functions to keep a person from ever being to proud of themselves, there will always someone to remind you of all your faults and shortcomings in a way that the rest of the world never can. The only thing that I have missed all weekend is sleep cause every night I was up playing video games till the wee hours of the morning. Anyways, I had a good weekend and I got some time off of work so that ain't too bad either.

Once you have it hooked up just send me and instant message...

Baby don't hurt me - continued from What is Love post :)

2006-09-17T14:15:00.000-07:00

In fact, it would go so far as to likely end my friendship with him, you can't just steal my man you know what i mean? Sandra and I had a good chat the day before yesterday, when she came along with me to the cheese making job. And yesterday when I got up from my desk to take care of some paperwork I walked by my manager's office, which was open and empty, and you'll never guess what i found...my manager and her man doing it eugh. Finally at 4:15 the manager promised me she would not leave for the day.

What is love?

2006-09-08T07:16:00.000-07:00

What is Love? Then I opened my email to find a letter from a reader. Id planned to spend the day inside, sealed in my air-conditioned room, watching TV and Two For The Road until maybe going out to dinner with Hugo or Rhun at Vals. They are big enough that I can just place my keys in the hollow between, inside my bra!
And la-di-da wasnt that the fiasco that made terrorism so much stronger. Did you see that they have a ring for Tiffanies? You don't see me whining about it. What about Love at first sight?

I got an idea...

2006-09-04T15:18:00.000-07:00

I somehow feel like less of a man because of it and I really despise feeling that way about myself when I know I could do and be so much better. I curiously wondered if this person had a diary because they had actually complimented me..... and it sounded like a guy, guys usually are scared of me, or find me apalling. This guy lost his wife and four kids in a house fire. To this very day, he's probably the only guy I've ever fallen in love with.

Sometimes, I even wonder if he ever thinks about me, too. LOL, I read your last post in my guestbook probably 2 seconds after you left it! You can erase this after you read it because it's just a question. If it wasn't for the fact that she was across the table and kept moving back I woulda slapped her. Most of the time anyway.

Boxers IMHO.

2006-09-03T13:01:00.000-07:00

For the ladies- boxers or breifs?

Since my last entry was a long one about the concert, I didnt have a chance to add other random things that are going on. And now I've just listened to her be completely open about something that she thought might mean the end of the relationship before it even got off the ground. Last night I was up until 12:45, doing my stupid propaganda project, I procrastinated big time, but technically its not completely my fault that I started at 7, becasue mom was supposed to bring magazines for me to work on and those didn't come until 7. I was told i bird walk, it means like, talking about something, going off on a tangent and talking about something completely different, then going back to what i was talking about before like i havent been ranting about something else for the last 5 minutes.

I think I got scared someone would think I was a phyco depressed maniac and report me to the counselors, so I threw it away.

I never knew that love was something that you could actually feel, physically speaking.

But not so cute that he could just... hang about on the ketchup and I'd just sit there and take it.

Matthew gets everything coming to him.

2006-08-31T16:07:00.000-07:00

He left and came back with 2 cops. We went apartment hunting today and we found one, but not without suffering. The supergold membership gets them these things, but with more space for images, a nice comments system, and a hotmail account. Ends up the game is pretty fun, but watching my 13 year old nephew play it makes me want to never pick up the controller again. When celebrities like Matthew Mc Conaughey are nude it drives me crazy. But I dont really want to talk about today, I need to catch up since Im too stinkin lazy to write on a regular basis. This calendar is a work in progress and I am adding to it all the time. From the mall it was on to the pool, where Michelle supervised the guards and I watched it all. The first 30km was a horrendous rollercoaster of gravel, headwinds and rain which had us debating whether to turn back. Apart from the rain, it was mostly easy cycling with moderate tail winds and good flat roads.

Date required...

2006-08-30T12:26:00.000-07:00

Should he/she be handsome/pretty: yup. GSOH a must :)
The mother came to be a chauffeur and I was sent down here to do my homework. Got to pack, got to clean my room and my car, do some homework before I forget all about it.
Like my head was about to fall off and I caught it just in time. I'll probably just want to take a bath and go to bed! And you know what it's got me? I don't know what I can do about it now, though.
I believe we have a unique bond and a very strong relationship, and I know that he cares about me deeply because of the way he talks to me... Bed becons, and she's naked underneath the covers. I KNOW these things, but somehow I've not been able to cross that line from knowing, recognizing, and wanting...

Resting..yeah right.

2006-08-27T09:14:00.000-07:00

I know after a few days of helping out my friend that it is a two-way street. I am glad that I was able to visit my friend in Atlanta right after her surgery so I could be some help and support to her.

I'm also not eatin' properly and that doesn't help. That means not only no working cooling systems but also no computers, tvs, dvd players, etc. The phone in the bedroom doesn't work right now so I would have to go into the other room to answer the phone and then it would probably be a wrong number after all of that. My mum had - admittedly kindly - taken on the task of feeding it to keep it alive, but when it failed to be able to eat bread or nuts she took to feeding it thin slices of meat, a tiny bit at a time. I was supposed to be resting today, but things never work out the way you plan.

My thoughts on God

2006-08-24T06:46:00.000-07:00

Surviving with God just extends into eternity. This is just a survey thing, so here ya go. Fuck it, I'm just gunna lock it so I can say whatever the hell I want. Despite all that, free will and free choice does exist, just not to the degree most people imagine it to be. Well, it's only against the law if you do a crappy job and get caught. Her life was a protest against all sham, a challenge to all hypocrisy, & an inspiration for social rebellion. Joke of the Day: What do you call a rap concert sans profanity?

Colin Farrell lookin good.

2006-08-21T15:35:00.000-07:00

I've heard it said that even the best job can be rotten if you dont like the people you work with.... but I don't like people a whole lot anyways so it honestly doesnt matter that much to me. Everybody this year said he's hornier now, but i dont notice... he's always been like this with me.. The worst of it is that I have always prided myself on being the kind of person who can handle anything you throw at her. I know of people who were immediately affected by the attacks, but I myself am pretty far removed. I mean, isn't that one of the joys about being a human- freedom of choice? It is the Colin who salutes the flag, serves beneath the flag, whose coffin is draped by the flag, who gives that protester the freedom to abuse and burn that flag.

Jen and Vince split?

2006-08-20T09:32:00.000-07:00

Who was the last person you went out to dinner with and where did you dine?
Ill have to do it while Im making the Delicious Apple Cake. So I think Ill make the Delicious Apple Cake. What was the last movie you rented?

So after a cry & a phone call from Jen i was feeling better.
More, less, here, not here, good, bad, better, worse, existing, not existing. Does It Keep Getting Better, Or Will I Fall? I wonder if I've just totally lost all ability to cope with life's little let downs or if I truly have been getting fucked over all my life.

Who Knew :)

2006-08-19T08:52:00.000-07:00

I was nervous about meeting her husbands though... don’t know why. So I missed Latin, which is the class I should have gone to - all I did in art was the TCE and the crossword puzzle.

I found this site that is full of surveys through some people who are now obsessed with the site.

What is the saddest movie ever? The day didnt go quite as planned but it was the best day we have had in quite some time. Search the body and theirs no hole.... The wind chill factor being brought back into the weatherman's terminology.

Why can't they all just get along?

2006-08-18T16:56:00.000-07:00

If you think about it an atom is made up of mostly empty space, making it mostly nothing and since all matter is made up of atoms, everything you see all around you is made up of mostly emptiness. Think about it. What about Paris Hilton? I enjoyed the ride up there, because it was a little sunny, yet it was raining, and dark, and that was just really arousing.

There will have to be a walk along the beach at some point in the story but I havent worked all that out yet. The fact that I haven't dated since I became Christian, that I haven't had to deal with guys and boy troubles and confusion and responsibility and girls disliking me because I'm with the guy they like and friends hating me because I spend more time with my boyfriend then with them just all that junk that clutters one's life when they begin to date. I resent the fact that you give prefrence to an employee who lies, manipulates, and is ineffectual at her job just because she has her nose so far up your ass you can't tell where she ends and you begin. I am smiling like that in real life because you said that. I curiously wondered if this person had a diary because they had actually complimented me..... and it sounded like a guy, guys usually are scared of me, or find me apalling. Please, pray, do a spell, send positive energy, dance around a fire what ever to send the positive energy this way and keep things this way. Along with all of the things that I wrote in here, there are all the things I didn't write.

Revelation

2006-08-17T16:24:00.000-07:00

I can't really remember too much from Friday night, except that it was fun.

I did talk to the guy I mentioned in my last entry, though, the really nice one.

The girls all fixed themselves up, and some of them looked really hot. What was on the menu? I was looking forward to meeting Lindas family in the hopes that they would be all rednecky and give me a funny story to write.

Virgil had a paper due, but he came back after finishing it because his meeting with Jesus was cancelled as well.

I spent it visiting old friends, drinking cold beer in the hot sun, watching the Irish march onward to victory, and stuffing myself with wings and fries and beer while watching three more hours of football. I'm contemplating throwing up again because I'm getting a little panicked about whatever food might be remaining in my gut.

And I might've impregnated that chick at the party. I figured you would cause you said you really wanted to learn to play the guitar, so there.

I wanted to ask if I was the one who should be hearing this and not my mother, perhaps?

George Lucas sucks

2006-08-16T13:45:00.000-07:00

Jokes must be in fun and good taste.

I miss the good old days when a fight was understandible and not broken up, when somebody who disrespected ya was fair game, when you could say what you want when you wanted and that was fine as long as you backed it up. When a new person enters your life there is a clean slate. There was definitely some sort of tension between them. I definitely don't treat friends like I treat you. In my mind I was like, okay bad boy, what are you up to now, are you going to actually talk to me.

And I do me wacked out First there was a version of SW:EPIII, that was more like something from Pink Floyd meets David Lynch than George Lucas, then before that I had a really lively dream where David Lee Roth and Eddie Van Halen were duking it out on stage. Tell me would you love me tomorrow? I still have to tell my Tom & Jerry story... probably tomorrow if I have time.

Now I have so much to say, that typing seems like a bitch. I was kind of weirded out though because tomorrow Kaitlyn, Gary and I are going on a haunted hay ride at 9:30.

Elle and Heidi grow up for gods sake

2006-08-13T12:13:00.000-07:00

Ok so can you imagine a more childish arguement... I'm 'the body' no no I'm 'the body'. Elle Macpherson and Heidi Klum really can't be that desperate for a bit of publicity can they? So everyone knows Elle was the first to be nicknamed 'the body' and now Heidi is using the launch of a bra to pinch the nick... or is it the other way around, either way it's certainly doing her no harm in terms of publicity. I spose Elle is benefitting also since both she and Heidi are considered has-beens as far as Hollywood is concerned since they are over 30. Maybe they should just step aside and let some of the younger up and coming models battle it out for the title. Even then, who cares its a dumbass title.

End of rant :)

Oh and mmmm Brad Pitt :-)

Blair and Snoop Dogg

2006-08-09T17:19:00.000-07:00

As if Tony Blair hasn't embarrassed the United Kingdom enough. I mean we're on the verge of World War 3 breaking out and he's chilling out in Hollywood's Skybar sipping cocktails with Snoop Dogg, you'd think he had more pressing things to be dealing with... or at least spend his Monday night trying to reinspire confidence with the British people. Instead he thinks we'll all forgive him cos he's a cool PM who enjoys getting shit-faced with convicted rappers.
I dont know about anyone else but I for one am getting really sick of shitty politicians who spend their time exploiting their status instead of doing the job that they were elected to do. And imo Cameron is no better, please give us some opposition.

MTV curse

2006-08-08T16:33:00.000-07:00

Well looks like MTVs cursed.. first there was Nick and Jessica in Newlyweds. Ok theres a chance they just werent meant to be but i believe they were well suited. I mean could you ever imagine two more beautiful people who just sat around spending half their time looking at each other and the other half looking in the mirror.. if you ask me should have been wedded bliss and they should have lived happily ever after but maybe, just maybe they werent meant to be.
Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra were next to suffer the MTV doom. The show " 'Til Death Do Us Part: Carmen & Dave" was like a wedding diary, everything from Carmen picking her dress out to the cutting of that fabulous cake. Some said 'Carmen should stop marrying gay men' (she briefly wed Dennis Rodman, oh yer lets not forget her fling with Prince lol ) after Dave publically embellished on his experimentations with men; others said Carmen was just working too hard and it was never going to work out while they were both in the public eye and under pressure to keep active careers. However I believe the real reason for this 'amicable split' was the dreaded MTV curse!!
Well I guess the straw that broke the camels back for me was the recent news that Travis Barker and his wife Shanna Moakler from MTV reality tv show "Meet the Barkers" (Travis is Blink 182s drummer btw in case you didn't know, and if you didnt know that you almost certainly didnt know Shanna's a former Miss USA hehe) have now joined the, whats becoming freakeshly long, list of MTV doomed from the start 'public' weddings.
I think any celeb tempted by MTV dosh should bear in mind, if you value your marriage and partner don't be tempted to air your loved-upness to the world, and I know what your thinking now, that you love each other so much more than everyone else it couldn't possibly go wrong well thats what the three sorry couples thought too. So please keep your private lives to yourselves and if you must, really must share your love certainly do not be foolish enough to air it via MTV anyways :) You have been warned!!

funny firecrotch pic

2006-08-06T16:25:00.000-07:00

lol came across this the other day...

lindsay lohan pic

it's gotta be one of the of the funniest things i've seen in weeks... along with that youtube video of Britney, i never realised she was such a freak, she is sooo white trash!

Big Brother 7 fixed?

2006-06-30T17:31:00.000-07:00

I cant believe this program. Its so fixed its unbelievable. First of all Susie winning the golden ticket competition.. was anyone else sitting at home guessing who would be picked?
Next Aisleyne being moved to the secret house... I mean is it slightly convenient that theres a hunky black guy Jonathan when its all shes been wanting since she moved into the house. Seems to me Channel 4 has turned Big Brother into a dating show, putting Michael in there for Richard and obviously hoping that Aisleyne and Jonathan will hit it off. Personally i prefer the shows when they put loads of randoms who would never even meet normally like Nikki and Pete and, in my opinion, only then is the dating fun in BB.

end of rant :)

My first post!!

2006-06-30T17:04:00.000-07:00

Hello everyone, welcome to my celebrity blog page!!